Sunday, 20 June 2010

Day Ninety Six - Teeth Whitening

Dear all,

I am lucky enough to have inherited my mothers fabulous teeth and therefore have avoided the dreaded braces and head gear, have not fallen foul to fillings and (despite the copious red wine and coffee) have pretty white nashers. I have always been intrigued by teeth whitening especially having had worked in the film industry for so long where beauty is ranked higher in priority level than food and folks are willing to spend thousands to ensure everything is air brushed to perfection at any given time.


I picked up a pack of 'whitening' strips at A and P ( In the sale for five bucks: This should have been a stark warning sign) and was quite excited when I opened the pack later that day to find a stack of strips raring to go. Darren was chuckling away in the background 'hinting' that I might not obtain the effect that I was looking for after merely one go.

The instructions stated that I should 'peel off the whitening strip from the paper'. I tell you, this was near on impossible and I had 4 failed attempts before I managed to get a strip off the backing and even then there were bits of flaky paper attached.

I stuck the strip onto my top row of teeth and it sort of dissolved over the course of a couple of minutes tasting like a slightly metallic toothpaste. I felt rather short changed by the whole affair as [obviously] my teeth looked exactly the same and I was left with a very odd taste in my mouth, like I had been chewing on a metal pole.

I think next time I will heed the advice of my dear friend Hoggy back in the UK and go to the dentist to have it done. Like hair dye, its much better to pay more and get a stellar job done! More along this vein to come!!


And in other news:
1. The Duke and Duchess of Pork grow and grow. Here ye a brief video of the boys getting their 'Pasta Dinner'. I think it gives a good impression of their size and constant desire to eat.
2. Angus deciding which is his 'best side'.


3. Mac desperately wanting a chin rub but finding it somewhat difficult due to his 'face armor'. ( He ate a robin yesterday THROUGH his cage). He is also displaying the new trend in 'Jack-Russel' Hair: Short on the top and long on the sides to extenuate the ears. Very attractive.








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